So, for those of you that neglect to read usernames, I am Omio. I came here from the old UFRP, and if anyone cares to dig far enough, you can probably trace me back years. ...like, over a decade.
I won't run from the fact I'm an oldie at all. If anything, I'll probably be a little bit of a help. Don't expect me to teach you the full shebang about RP, because a lot of literary devices require a personal touch, and if I teach you literally everything, that "personal touch" won't be nearly as strong. Besides, challenge builds character.
Beyond that, well... ...not much else to say about this nerdy guy. =P